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Girls vs boys
.Girls' English
.1
.Yes = No
.2
.No = Yes
.3
.May-b = No
.4
.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
.5
.Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later
.6
.We need to talk" = I need to bitch
.7
.Sure
......Go ahead = I don't want you too
.8
.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron
.9
.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4
.10
.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful
.11
.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me
.12
.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead
.Guy's English
.1
.I'm hungry = I'm hungry
.2
.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
.3
.I'm tired = I'm tired
.4
.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
.5
.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
.6
.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
.7
.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you
.8
.Nice dress = Nice cleavage
.9
.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
.10
.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11
.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
.12
.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
13
.I love you = Let's have sex right now
.14
.I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15
.Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16
.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys
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